Cheapskate Tooth Fairy
6 03 2007One one forum I’m on, our Tooth Fairy has been accused of being a Cheapskate because she only brings N 50cents per tooth. So, I thought I would publicly defend our Tooth Fairy to those who give $2, $5 or even $10 a tooth!
It’s simple - N likes "big monies". $2 coins are way too small, and notes aren’t "real monies". As far as N is concerned, a 50cent coin is the biggest "monies" you can get.
So shoot me - but our Tooth Fairy gives N exactly what he wants! "Big Monies".
So ner. 
My son loves his 50 cent peices. He calls them “Fiddy Dollars”
He was pissed when toof fairy gave him a $5 note. Toof Fairy had to beat a hastey retreat to her purse to find lot’s of “fiddy dollars”
Big monies and Fiddy dollars rule!